Sunday, June 19, 2011

Holy Shit! Ninja bugs?! (that's rad!)

Bugs don't really bother me, as long as they stay in their place. The ant problem has been documented already; although the fact that they're coming in the front door now just proves their persistence. But there are others.

For instance, I've had swarms of little drain flies, especially down in the basement. But rather than attempt some sort of control, I just left the spiders in the laundry room window. Four spiders, to be precise. And they're doing the job splendidly. All I have to do is dust up the corpses.

The recommended treatment is foaming drain cleaner -- in this case, probably in the wash basin drain, since that's the only open drain in the area. I may get to that yet, but we'll see how the arachnids do first. If they get a little too big I may have to sell them as pets too.

But the real news was this little doozy. I had no idea what these things were, but they have a strange cockroachy aspect to them that I wasn't willing to trust completely. On the other hand, I've only seen four or five a year (if that) since moving into this house, so I didn't want to go on an all-out cockroach assault without first getting a positive ID.



I submitted some photos to Pest Control Canada, which has an identification page with advice from retired entomologist Ed Saugstad. I found out that this is something called an "assassin bug," most likely of a variety known as the "masked hunter."

Wait a sec... "masked hunter?" "Assassin?" Holy shit! Ninja bugs?!

Yeah, that's pretty rad. These guys eat other bugs, so apart from the fact that they can get a little nippy if you mishandle them (apparently not if you lance them with a toothpick though), I see no reason for alarm; at least not until they start appearing in swarms. Let's face it...a lot of predators means a lot of prey, so if there are lots of these assassins there's probably lots to feed on, and that might be a different problem altogether.

There's more info HERE of course (would I leave anything out?).

But seriously...how badass does a bug have to be to have a name like that? Assassin. Masked Hunter. Sounds like a cool name for a movie. I'm off to write the script. Meanwhile, here are a few nifty details:


  • They're about 3/4 of an inch long.
  • They're solid black in colour, with a wing cape that looks cooler than anything Marvel could come up with.
  • That beak you see is like a laser-guided insect destroying death ray.
  • Someone else mentioned that if I did have cockroaches, I wouldn't for very long with these guys holding down the fort.
  • They're called "masked hunter" because the juveniles (get this) camouflage themselves with dust and lint. OMG! it's like some kind of stealth mantis thing!
  • If I had a Volkswagen, I would totally name it after this bug.
  • Chuck Norris is only alive because the Masked Hunter Assassin Bug allows him to live!

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Wow...Persistent

Seriously, pavement ants are persistent little bastards. I managed to kill off the colony that was trying to infiltrate the basement but they started moving in again along tbe crack between the driveway and the foundation wall.

More poison. Take that!

Then today I opened the garage to pull out the barbecue. Big Paul was over, so I decided to 'cue up a pork tenderloin with a homemade sauce (recipe to follow).

There, in the cracks of the concrete slab were those damned ants again! This was a new colony, as I had never seen them in there before.

Normally I would just let them be. But my research (I'm a serial researcher when it comes to these things) tells me that ants of this type can develop massive colony networked with multiple queens. Better, I think, to not let them get into that habit!

More poison!

Here's what went into my bbq sauce:

  • Sugar (3 spoons)
  • Olive oil
  • Balsamic vinegar
  • Worcestershire sauce
  • Dill
  • Garlic powder
  • Onion powder
  • Pepper
  • Salt
  • Ketchup
  • Hoisin sauce


Sorry, no measurements. I just tasted as I went along and adjusted accordingly. Whip it up with a fork, brush it on your meat, and you're good to go.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Summer Project #3: Reno Update

Well, it's been an extremely productive week for the reno guys working on the Man Cave (capitals intended...muahahahaha!). I'm surprised actually at how quickly it's come together, considering other projects I've seen that just sort of drag on and on (and on and on and on...).

It's gone something like this:

Monday: Demo. Pull everything apart. Start framing (needed 2 new stud walls installed on the exterior block to accommodate proper insulation).

Tuesday: Finish framing.

Wednesday: Frame the stairway wall with 2x2 studs and insulate with styrofoam).

Thursday: Electrical. Discard old wires (apparently quite a few that weren't attached to anything), rough in boxes.

Friday: Electrical. Finish installation of pot lights, switches, outlets. Fix the goofy mistake (I wanted to wire the home theatre behind the wall and put a switch in the rec room...they faced the outlet into the rec room and put the switch on the back side of the wall. Huh?). Install insulation and vapor barrier.

Yeah! So we have lights and the work is almost done. What's left?

Well, the drywall for one thing. They're also going to cut in a sump pump, although I personally think that's a complete waste of time and money. This was the first flood in this basement in 50 years. The insurance company insists though, so we're stuck with it.

Kinda stupid if you ask me.

Flooring goes in last, of course, and I'm just getting started in picking the finished floor. Here's a tip: Don't fall for good prices on laminate without first finding out what the cost per square foot of installation is. Got it? That can easily double or triple the price of your floor.

So, for the weekend it's moving boxes again...this time away from the partition wall so I can get stuff set up for the TV installation!

Mmmmm....TV.

(Yes guys, pictures are coming soon!)

Content Readers for Android

I'm always interested in getting useful apps for my Galaxy S. So, when Ed Dale tweeted this morning about using Tweetbot on the iPhone/iPad to create a Flipboard magazine, I got to thinking this was something that could be very handy indeed.

Except, of course, I'm not an iDrone.

A quick search of the Marketplace turned up four Android apps that appear to be pretty decent newsreaders. However, before I go any further I must explain something: No matter how hard I try, I cannot find a good reason to have a newsreader on my phone.

The thing is, I don't follow that many specific magazines. I have a CBC news app on my phone to cover breaking headlines. But I honestly don't spend that much time scouring blogs for interesting content.

"But, Steve," I can hear you saying, "how do you stay so hip and current with everything that's going on in the world of awesomeness?!" Glad you asked.

There's a neat little piece of contemporary culture known as "social aggregation" (OK, I don't know if that's a real term...I just made it up, but follow me on this, and we'll see if maybe I can coin a new term for this phenomenon). Aggregators (like Flipboard) collect feeds from sites and blogs all over the world, and can be used to trim these out to your specific interests. You use them to consolidate (or "aggregate") the feed content from your favourite sources and organize them categorically (news, fashion, tech, gadgets, entertainment, food, etc.).

Well, I get updates on Facebook and Twitter. When someone I follow, or a friend, posts something of interest I check it out. This saves me from having to follow a bunch of news feeds, because I know that my friends follow things that are of interest to me anyway. It also saves me from having to read pages and pages of headlines in my readers. So that's it...social aggregation refers to using my existing social networks to aggregate feeds that are of interest to me so I don't have to.

Now, there are several blogs that I do follow. However, once again it's the social network that provides me with posts when they come up. So, when Ed Dale or Sid Savara or Mark McGuinness post a new article on their blogs, I see that right away (in this case, in Twitter). So, for me, Twitter and Facebook actually take the place of a newsreader in my functional workflow (where reading news or blog updates can be considered "workflow," that is).

However, if you're Droiding and if you do follow certain news channels, you may want to check these out. I gave them all a test drive this morning, and I found they've all got fairly similar qualities. They all do the same things too. The major differences appear to be in the design of the cartoons they use for the introductory tutorials.

Taptu

HoneyReader

Pulse News

Feedly

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Argh! Ants in the basement!

As I posted, the basement reno is underway. Unfortunately, I have a bit of an ant problem.

Crap.

They don't appear to be pharoah ants, which is a good thing. But they are getting in, which is a bad thing.

The first bunch popped up about a month ago. Just a few little reddish guys in the living room. I eventually traced those to the outside, where they were under the threshold of the patio door. I thought that a bit weird, since there's nothing for them to dig in back there. I hit them with some Drax, and that seems to have done most of the job.

Then I spotted a few in the basement. Not a great sign. A quick outside inspection shows they've been digging along the space between the foundation and the driveway.

I was going to use this recipe for an easy poison using borax and sugar. But when the walls came down in the basement, I got a new surprise. Under one of the windows there's a nice big gap where they seem to be getting in from the outside. Argh!

So, it's off to HD to get some spray foam and fill that gap. Then I'm going to dust the whole perimeter, and end off with some tasty boric acid bait. Hopefully this will do the trick.

And if not...Orkin!


Update: I picked up some Ortho ant traps as well, just to see. Those use boric acid. Rather than the dust or powder, which is just an earth product that cuts their little bodies to shreds (but doesn't kill the queen), I got a dropper and a sprayer of poison. The dropper I'm using around known sites, while the sprayer is giving me coverage around the whole perimeter of the foundation. I did fill the gap under the window with some expanding foam, so that should do the trick there, at least to keep them out. The battle rages on!